To The County Water Employee Outside My House
I see you there in your truck, on your iPhone, Twittering your latest dump or sexting your girl or whatever-the-hell. Get off your ass and fix the pump station next door. If that godawful claxon goes off at 2 AM again I WILL BURN THE PLACE DOWN.
Oh, and the little ‘In Case of Emergency’ sign with the phone number worn away by weather? Nice.
