I’m In Ur Foyer, Drinking All Ur Beerz
Clearly this hotel and I are on the same wavelength. Yes, thank you, I *would* like to partake of your complimentary beer on tap and finger sandwiches. While you’re at it, throw me a couple of those warm ‘Welcome Cookies’.
While this is cheerfully titled the ‘Sundowner Reception’, I will not be getting to know my fellow travelers any better. The less we know about each other, the better